Help Translate Tagalog Please?

this is quite long. ill try my best to answer all.
btw, those is parenthesis are my comments. not part of the translation.
anoooooooooooooooooooo
- what (just emphasized)
kasama u sila tukmol?
- are you with tukmol (who ever tukmol is.)
tawagan u na
- call him/her already.
musta ka na?
- how are you?
sabi ni mama buntis ka daw?????
- according to mama, you are pregnant?
sabi ko dont worry kahit ilang buwan pang hindi dumatin ung mens nyan ok lang
- i told her, dont worry, even if her menstruation doesnt come for a couple of months, it’s ok.
totoo ba?
- right?
che che lang pala…
- (i dont know what this person meant by che che. maybe he/she means that is just a gossip or something.)
gaga ka tlaga!!!!
- you’re a freak! (sort of. i dont know the direct translation of gaga)
tapos umaga ka na daw umuuwi?
- then, you always go home in the wee hours of the morning.
ganun
- really?
kamusta na si tukmol?
- how is tukmol (again, i dont know who tukmol is)
ang tagal mag reply grabe
- you reply so slow.
ganun!!!!
- really!!!!
anung balita sa kanya?
- what is the news about her?
si tukmol?
- how about tukmol
hindi nga?
- really?
alam u ngayun ko realize parang palangga ko na sya
- do you know that i realize that he is my gf already. (im guessing palangga is a gf. because this is from a dialect that im not familiar with)
gusto kitang makita
- i want to see you.
cam ka dali
- turn your web cam on.
anu sabi nya?
- what did she say?
may klase
- have class.
invite mo rin me sa cam ko
- invite me too in my cam (the sentence seems odd.)
kanina pa kita inin vite
- i was already inviting you.
ligo lang nga ako….sandali lang ha
- i will take a shower. wait for a moment, ok?
wag ka dyang aalis
- dont leave there.
tapos na me læigo
- im done with my shower.
open nya yahoo nya
- she opened her yahoo account.
ung cam u nasan na?
- where is your webcam now?
alam ko na yan
- i already know that.
ksi hindi pa me lumalabas
- because i still dont go out.
namamaga ung mata ko eh
- my eyes are getting sore already.
hindi ko lam
- i dont know.
pag dating ko bigla na lang namaga
- when i arrived it suddenly became sore.
ung dalwa pa
- those two too.
tingnan u ung itsura ko kay tukmol
- look at how i look to tukmol.
maga ung mata ko
- my eyes sore
kas
- (i dont know what this is. i cant even guess.)
ibaba u nang konti kasi hindi kita makita
- please pull it down a little bit because i cant see you.
para makita u rin me
- so that you can also see me.
sa profile ko may pic ng cam
- in my profile there is a camera picture
pindutin u un
- please click it.
paturo ka kay tukmol
- please let tukmol teach you.
hindi ko alam…
- i dont know.
bakit naman dyan u tinapat sa suso mo ung cam???
- why did you focus the camera in front of your breast???
call kita
- ill call you.
nawala ako
- i was disconnected.
sandali
- wait.
ano ginagawa ni rogelio?
- what is rogelio doing?
tingnan u nga kung naka on ung cam ko sa kanya?
- please check if my camere is on in his (computer maybe)
anu gawa u ngayun dyan?
- what are you doing there.
please let others translate it to you. its too long already. and they are talking nonsense too. OR simply ask those people involved to speak in english. I bet they can.